My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

A story about working as an agent in the parallel 007 world with the Marvel universe system, being a rich man, and living in a castle.

Egger Morriss. Translation: Poisoned eggs. The amused young man who was seriously ill in bed last life was reborn into the world in the Harry Potter stories in his memory. For the coming darkness and the strange and unpredictable magical world, Iger is like a wild dog that has been let loose. Author: Why don’t you follow the plot? Iger: The plot? Is the plot none of my business? I want to be happy! Voldemort: You are very talented, I allow you to be my servant! Iger: That’s not how the valet is charged… My friend, have you heard of Amway? Voldemort: ? ? ? Snape: I swear, Mr Morriss, if I find out you’re using a cauldron to cook hot pot again, I can’t guarantee that my wolf’s poison potion will drip into your cauldron if you’re not paying attention. Iger: Once upon a time, there was a little witch from Muggle, she had a pair of green eyes… Snape: Don’t challenge my bottom line! Iger: Don’t challenge my scumbag! This is an unorthodox magical world, Hogwarts with a clear style of painting, be careful!

Chen Chao dreamt of becoming a powerful immortal cultivator, flying on his sword and vanquishing enemies with daoist magic. His hopes were dashed when he discovered that he had absolutely no talent for immortal cultivation. Refusing to submit to his fate, Chen Chao joined the ranks of countless other talentless martial artists and embarked on the path of martial cultivation, a path scorned by the immortal cultivators. In this era of strife where martial cultivators, immortal cultivators, and demonic cultivators wrestled for hegemony, Chen Chao will either rise to the top or fall into eternal damnation.

“How would it be if a fairy became your wife?.” Jiang Qiao answered this question while silently crying, “You can’t smoke or drink. The pressure cooker at home became an alchemy stove, and sleeping at night became meditation.” Slight footsteps gradually approached, and Jiang Qiao immediately changed his expression, excitedly saying, “You can’t imagine the benefits of having a fairy as a wife! Her charming and impeccable face is so enticing!.” Soon, an ethereal beauty bent down and gave Jiang Qiao a kiss on the cheek.

Hua Wu has been a villain in the Space-Time Alliance for many years, laying a foundation for the success of countless protagonists. Seeing that she was about to save enough points for retirement, she was forced to continue working as a guarantor to pay off her debts because her bad friends owed huge amounts of points and ran away. Work is work, but no one told her that she has to change department! When Hua Wu, who has outstanding achievements and was selected as the best villain every year, turned into a heroine… Everyone just wants her to retire as soon as possible. Alliance: You are a heroine now, please control your behavior and don’t rob the villains of their jobs. Hua Wu is full of apologies: Sorry, I’m used to being a villain. I will pay attention next time. The Alliance watches her say sorry while pressing people on the ground and falls into silence. Alliance: Do the villain’s work, so that the villain has no work to do, very good. Hua Wu: You can consider me a villain. Villain: Goodbye! Hua Wu politely says ‘goodbye’ and give a big gift package – if you don’t do it, then die.

A heaven-defying ring that allows objects to be brought back from games into reality! Before ‘Dawn’ was released, it already obtained the status as the ‘second earth’. Jiang Fei, a young teen who loves games came into the world and quickly rose up in power, status and fame. With his unmatched skills, he decimated all foes that oppose him. However, such rise would attract the attention of many, even as he tried to play everything off as low-key, something just don’t work out as plan… “If trying to keep myself away from the spotlight no longer works, then come! Let the world know of my existence!” – Jiang Fei

Lin Jie, a transmigrator, is the owner of a bookstore in another world. He’s kind and warm-hearted, often recommending healing books to customers who are going through a tough time. From time to time, he secretly promotes his own work too. Over time, these customers begin to respect him greatly, some even frequently bringing local specialties to repay his favor. They often seek his professional opinion when it comes to selecting books, and share their experiences with this ordinary bookstore owner to people around them. They respectfully and intimately refer to him using names such as the “Demon God’s Lackey”, “Propagator of the Flesh and Blood Gospel”, “ ‘Corpse Devouring Sect’s Rites and Customs’ Author” and “Shepherd of the Stars”. “???”

What should she do if she transmigrates into a cannon fodder? The first thing she will do will be to happily repay all the debt owed to the original body. She will enjoy living in the present rather than worry about the future since this is her second chance at life. Max-leveled bosses suddenly make a comeback at the last minute! 【My fiancé falls in love with the housekeeper’s daughter? What about me? Well, I naturally have my own small wolfdog coax me until I’m happy!】 【So what if the abandoned wife of a wealthy man is ridiculed by the whole network? How shallow! I came from a rich and powerful family too!】 【An idol fan has accidentally taken in the wrong idol. It’s fine, she will just raise and nurture the puppy dog to her taste.】 *Puppy Dog – A guy who is young, handsome, clingy, possessive, slender, and lean but has muscles.

Night Battles—system-organized battles carried out in the dead of the night when all are asleep, save for Night Battle participants. “Congratulations, you have obtained the SSS-grade power.” The system’s voice is music to the ears. Yet for Fang Ran… Slamming the magic book in his hand onto the ground, he bellows, “F*ck you and your Clow Cards! I am not a f*cking magical girl!” Fang Ran, twenty years old, with no bad track record, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, and is a virgin. The amount of time he has been single is the same as his age. He had always believed that he has an ordinary fate. However, he is about to find out that fate is in fact unpredictable when he gets randomly dragged into Night Battles. “What happened to the promised immortality cultivation, ancient martial abilities, magic powers and witchcraft?!” “I f*cking started with a cool infinity-genre opening, so why did I get the power of a magical girl!?”

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times. The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait. That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars. Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.” —《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》

【Metaphysics + Live Broadcast + Brain Hole + Suspense + Cool Article】 Li Tong, a big man in another world, was plotted against, failed to pass the tribulation, and his body was destroyed... He traveled through the body of a person with the same name and surname. She was betrayed by her bestie and cheated by her boyfriend. In order to continue living, Li Tong started the road of live fortune-telling. Netizen: [Master, I always dream of my dead bestie haunting me when I sleep recently. ] Anchor: "You tricked your bestie here, through the wedding prank, what did your husband and those bad friends do? Don't you know?" Netizen: [Master, my dead daughter goes home every day, what's going on? ] Anchor: "Your daughter goes home to tell you who killed her." Netizen: [Master, can you tell me when I can get rich? ] Anchor: "No need to calculate, I'm going to go in and step on the sewing machine soon." A pair of eyes in the sky, see through the human world, see through all living beings. A fortune-telling technique, calculate all the people in the world, calculate all the lives in this life and the next life. You pay me and I tell your fortune, I accumulate merits, and you eat melons. Let's all laugh together...

Feng Qian, a late-stage lazy cancer patient, received the task assigned by the Lord God – to protect His Highness Mu Yan’s soul fragment. Feng Qian blinked. Well, in other words, to be a bodyguard. no problem. However, who can tell her that His Highness is not very cold? Why is the fragment she meets a little obedient, a little arrogant, a little cute, and always likes to tease her? ! Accompanying Feng Qian’s system baby all the way, successfully promoted from system to little matchmaker. “Host, Fragment is very sad, you have to hug him.” “Host, the fragments are arguing again, why don’t you kiss him?” “Host, the fragments are so pitiful, why don’t you marry me?” … System: “# My host is super lazy, how can I break it? # Waiting online, it’s very urgent.” 【Sweet pet fast wear 1v1】