Chapter 908: Pregnant and Silly for 3 Years (1)

For the three families, this day is of great significance. Xiaoman's pregnancy is like a bomb, directly blowing up many people around, especially Yang's mother came to her daughter's home that night when she knew her daughter was pregnant.

Father Yang also wants to come, but the company still has a lot of things to deal with tomorrow, so he can only endure his strong curiosity and stay at home, but this tormenting wait will not last long, Father Yang has already planned Went to see my daughter the next afternoon.

"Unexpected!"

"My daughter is going to be a mother." Mother Yang used to dislike her daughter very much, but at this moment she is full of love, rubbing her daughter's head, and said softly: "I don't know that you, a mother-to-be, can Can't pass."

"certainly!"

"I've already bought a lot of books about being a mother." Yang Xiaoman said angrily, poking her lips together: "Besides...everyone has a first time, don't they all start from scratch? Could it be that some people are born with Know how to be a mother?"

"hehe!"

"Motherhood is an innate ability." Yang's mother said seriously: "I am very worried now, do you know what I am worried about? I am afraid that you, a girl, will bring the child down. I hope the child's personality is like Xiao Xu, If it was like you... I don't even know what to do."

Hearing what his mother said, Yang Xiaoman almost lost his temper, and said helplessly, "Mom... am I so unbearable?"

"have!"

"I don't want my child's personality to be like yours." Mother Yang said seriously: "If it's like yours... then the child's future will be ruined."

Yang Xiaoman is so angry, even though she is pregnant, her status is still so low in the eyes of her mother, how can the child be destroyed like a mother? Besides... I have earned so much money, if I ruin it, I will ruin it. If I don't lose my family a little bit, wouldn't I let my mother down and my talent?

"how?"

"Looking at your expression, you seem very dissatisfied!" Mother Yang frowned, "Don't think I'm joking, if it wasn't for Xiao Xu's blindness...you wouldn't have a chance to be a mother!"

Whoops...

I can't take it anymore!

Hearing this, he felt very angry. Yang Xiaoman opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to refute. Thinking about it, this is his own fate. I really hope that my mother-in-law can come. Only then can my identity change. in the eyes of

I am always so unbearable.

"mom..."

"I really like Xiaoman. There's no such thing as being blind or not." Xu Mang saw Xiaoman's nose crooked in anger, and smiled happily as he took the sliced ​​cantaloupe and put it on the coffee table, then used a toothpick Inserted a piece, and handed it to Her Lady Queen's mouth.

(*^-^)ρ(^0^*) ouch~

delicious cantaloupe,

Eat in your mouth, sweet in your heart.

Seeing how loving the couple are, Mother Yang couldn't help feeling happy for her daughter. She used to worry about Xiaoman, worrying that she wouldn't get married. Even if she got married, she might find a man who didn't love her very much. After all, her daughter's character It's weird, not very talkative, and very cold.

Who would have thought...

God actually bestowed such a perfect son-in-law, who is handsome and talented. The most important thing is...he loves his daughter very much, and he can tolerate her daughter's unruly personality. Maybe this is fate, the daughter is destined for her There should be such happiness.

after,

Mother Yang went upstairs to sleep, leaving the young couple sitting on the sofa, watching boring TV dramas, but Xu Mang and Xiaoman's attention was not on the TV, but began to fantasize about the future.

"well?"

"Do you think I'm a good mother?" Yang Xiaoman asked gently in Xu Mang's arms, "I think I'm a good mother, a good wife..."

"Yes Yes Yes!"

"Anyway, you have the final say." Xu Mang touched Xiaoman's stomach, and asked with a puzzled expression: "I said...it's amazing, life is conceived in the stomach... Can I hear it now? The sound of the child's heartbeat? Did you feel the child kicking you?"

"Hello!"

"I just got pregnant." Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, pinched Xu Mang's cheek angrily, and said, "By the way, what does it look like for you to grow a beard? Why don't you try growing a circle? Hu is very manly."

Speaking of beards,

Xu Mang suddenly remembered something, and said with a smirk on his face, "My wife...you promised to get pregnant, and you're going to cut your hair short...that kind of woman's broken hair, the hairstyle is uneven, full of layers, okay? ?”

words fall,

He took out his mobile phone and sent Xiaoman a look at a celebrity's hair.

"Why is it Yui Aragaki again?" Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said with displeasure: "It's okay to cut it... It's just that I was suddenly asked to grow short hair. I feel a little uncomfortable. After all, I kept it for twenty After years of long hair, it hurts to cut it off all at once.”

"Oops..."

"You are already a mother-to-be. It's time to change your appearance. The beautiful girl should be upgraded to a woman." Xu Mang persuaded, "Are you planning to celebrate International Women's Day?"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

What is a woman?

Mom, I will always be sixteen years old!

"roll!"

"If you don't know how to talk, talk less." Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he was half dead, and said angrily: "My mother, I belong to the ageless face, do you know what it means? I will never grow old, and I will always maintain a youthful and beautiful appearance. Nothing If you understand, just blah blah and blah blah.”

"Go away!"

"It's so annoying..." Yang Xiaoman broke free from Xu Mang's embrace, sulking angrily.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

Fuck,

Not to mention... the temper tantrum after pregnancy!

So,

IQ has not declined ah?

"Wife?"

"What are you doing!"

"You go to the bedroom to see if I'm asleep?" Xu Mang asked seriously.

"It's annoying..."

At this time,

Xiaoman got up and went upstairs to the bedroom.

Looking at this back view, Xu Mang didn't know what to do for a while. His IQ had dropped significantly, but no matter what... he was her husband, and he had the responsibility to support her and protect her. Never give up love ah!

moment,

Holding a feather duster, Yang Xiaoman angrily came to the living room on the first floor, stood in front of Xu Mang, and growled angrily, "Are you kidding me?"

"Oops..."

"I'll just test my IQ." Xu Mang licked his face, gently took off the feather duster, and said with a smile, "I googled just now, and pregnant women have poor memory and poor thinking, which may be related to women before and after pregnancy. related to hormonal changes in the body."

"Before, you were always worried about your health. You suspected that you had some incurable disease, and you were paranoid every day." Xu Mang explained, "That's why this phenomenon happened, but don't worry... A study in Tu'ao showed that , Pregnancy is more of a psychological effect.”

"Xu Mang!"

"I'm warning you again!"

"I'm a Ph.D. in economics. I'm the first person in the world mathematics competition. I still have many, many honors. Have you ever seen any idiot get so many awards?" Yang Xiaoman's eyes seemed to be able to emit flames. And know how much anger there is.

However,

Even a king will wilt when he meets his mother.

"I'm still your mother!" Yang's mother ran to the stairs angrily, and shouted at her daughter with her hips akimbo, yelling at her son-in-law, and reprimanded: "Go to bed when you are pregnant, rest is good for you and the child, It's a very important thing.”

...

bedroom,

The excitement of pregnancy has passed, and Xiaoman at this time has extremely doubts about whether her IQ has dropped. She doesn't believe that her IQ has dropped. It is very likely that the big pigs around her deliberately manipulated her to create an illusion.

Make yourself feel really stupid...

How can it be!

My wife has a Ph.D.!

"Ahem!"

"Husband~"

"Didn't you always say that I have a low IQ?" Yang Xiaoman propped himself up, sat on the head of the bed and said to Xu Mang who was reading, "Can I ask you a question? Test your IQ?"

"Speak!" Xu Mang responded indifferently.

"Have you read Journey to the West?"

"In the ninth episode of "Journey to the West", there is a scene... I don't know if you still remember it." Yang Xiaoman said: "Fengxian County has been suffering from drought for many years. The Xiaobao Hall begged for rain, but the Jade Emperor refused, threatening to wait until the dogs had finished licking the noodles, the chickens had finished eating the rice, and the fire had burned the locks before it would rain."

"Ten battles on the rice mountain, twenty feet on the surface mountain, a golden lock one foot three or four inches long, and a lock bar as thick as a finger." Yang Xiaoman said, "Excuse me... which one is faster?"

Xu Mang put down the book in his hand, glanced at the triumphant Xiaoman, and couldn't help showing a mysterious smile.

this woman...

He even learned how to play tricks.

such a pity!

I happen to be such a boring person, so I have really studied this issue.

"Ten fights on rice mountain, its weight is calculated to be 75,599,866 kilograms; twenty battles on rice mountain, its weight is calculated to be 267,269,592 kilograms, if it is locked...don't count." Xu Mang said: "It takes a chicken to finish eating rice. One hundred and forty years, it takes two hundred and forty years for a dog to finish licking his face."

"The chicken wins!" Xu Mang said.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and was almost pissed off by Xu Mang, but in order to protect her IQ, she shamelessly acted as a bully.

"wrong!"

"It's normal for chickens to eat rice, but it's normal for dogs to lick noodles...you are a dog abuser!" Yang Xiaoman pouted her mouth and said angrily, "Also...if dogs don't eat meat often, they may eat chickens gone."

Xu Mang:? ? ?

this...

Unexpectedly, such a juicy little beauty has also learned to rebel!

"According to your statement."

"I think the lock is broken first... first the dog will chase the chicken, and the chicken will run around. As soon as it runs, the air will be filled with flour, and then the dust will explode." Xu Mang said: "The dog and the chicken will be blown to death immediately." , and then blow up the lock."

"You fart!"

"Didn't this blow up the entire heaven?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "The composition of air and immortal energy are obviously different."

Xu Mang couldn't stand listening to it anymore, so he decided on the nature of this stupid question, and threatened, "Hurry up, dog! Because licking a dog means nothing!"

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

ma'am i...

You won't really become a fool, will you?

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